palskippah

[abnormalpsychology]

“the dessert you don’t have to feel bad abt!” “guilt-free snacking!” “all the flavor none of the regret!” skill issue

[kaesaaurelia]

Today it came to my attention that our intern was under the misapprehension that because she doesn't work 8 hours a day she's not allowed to have lunch. I went to our office manager and made sure this was not true but since then I've been trying to figure out a professional way to say "if anyone tells you you're not allowed a lunch break at work as a matter of course you should 1. make absolutely sure you heard that right and give them a chance to take it back and then 2. burn the company down literally or figuratively as you prefer."

[tommyssupercoolblog]

Our family: "why are you so anxious about money all the time? You're allowed to spend money!!! You keep running out of food with grocery money still left and refusing to spend it, eating toast every day, because you're paranoid!! You only go grocery shopping like once a month and you spend as little money as possible and then spread yourself thin, and now you're hungry all the time, it's so weird. Like, just use your money??"

Also our family: "you don't need pre-chopped vegetables I don't care if you'd cook more you should just get off your ass, it's not worth the extra 3 dollars, you need to buy them normally and chop them yourself. You shouldn't have groceries delivered to your HOUSE, are you CRAZY, think about this for a second, that's so much more expensive!! I don't know, do you really NEED snacks? Better stick to meal staples. It's been two months, how have you already used a container of peanut butter?? Why would you buy this at this store when you can instead travel to 8 different stores, without a car, and buy one or two items at each for half the cost. Don't buy the 5 dollar prepackaged sushi, walk 30 mins down to the market and buy fresh fish and take the eyes out and cut it yourself, you'll end up with more rolls for the same price. you don't have energy to do that? Well you'll surely have it tomorrow, so just eat bread or oatmeal for now. What do you mean you won't have it tomorrow?? What do you mean your cooking energy is very small and if you cook from scratch you'll burn it all up in one go instead of making 3 or 4 meals with pre-prepared ingredients? Uhhh, well you're throwing money away doing that, sounds real stupid and wasteful to me. Get over yourself"

[prisonpodcast]

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[emberwritesinsight]

So I haven't really talked about it on here but I got my wisdom teeth removed recently and the limitations on eating are so far, like, the 2nd worst thing about it (1st worst is the physical pain but they've got me alternating ibuprofen and Tylenol for that). I appreciate food a lot more than usual rn because I just got back to the point of eating toast and stuff (nothing excessively chewy or crunchy, I'm being careful). So as far as I'm concerned this post is a hate crime directed at me specifically

[an-animagi]

you ever get to the point where you start believing everyone about there being something inherintly wrong with you for something as stupid as your eating disorder.

i literally cannot help the fact that i eat things i really shouldnt im sorry okay stop getting upset at me for it

[olive-riggzey]

I just need to get something off my chest about getting "complimented" for my body

I hate it. It makes me so uncomfortable when people tell me that they wish they had my body. But if I ever dare complain about it, people think I'm fishing for compliments when I'm definitely NOT. And I know my problems aren't nearly as bad as the ones on the other side, but it makes me feel so awful because I feel like I'm somehow reinforcing the mindset that fuels fatphobia. It just makes me so upset that people use me as an "example" like that!!!

"You're so lucky you’re skinny." Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up. I do not CARE about being skinny. I literally couldn’t care less about how thin or fat my body is. This just happens to be my body's resting position. I am a small person. I celebrate when I gain weight because my ADD meds surpress my appetite, and it was such a struggle to eat EVEN WHEN I WANTED FOOD BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY. I literally always eat food when I'm hungry because why wouldn’t I??? Why would you deprive your body of something it is literally begging you for????? Why do people have to think that one body shape is superior and that that shape is worth the deprivation??????

"Why do you eat so much bread? That’s so many carbs." Do you even know what carbs are for. Also I eat bread because it tastes good. Nothing anyone says will ever get me to stop living on bread and rice. "But you'll get fat!" SO WHAT???? What is so wrong about being fat???? NOTHING! Stop trying to make me feel bad about what I eat for absolutely no reason. I literally couldn’t care less what you think about me. I am mad that you had to be a 'phobe about it.

But seriously. I did ballroom dance for more than a decade. Competively. Every single costume that my studio used had the dresses made to make the girls look skinny and busty with hips to spare. "You were blessed, unlike the rest of us," my coach once told while she unstitched the padding from my dress. The lady that measured us thought it would be funny to tell everyone that my waist was the same size as the biggest guy on the team's thigh. I overheard one of the moms comment on a girl, whispering to my mom to ask if the girl was pregnant. She proceeded to tell my mom, "It’s too bad my daughter doesn’t have a body like your daughter's."

And they wonder why nearly every girl on the team ended up with an eating disorder????

After I came out as ace, I had someone tell me that my body is "wasted on someone that's not going to use it." Oh, so my worth is now being equated to how "sexy" you think my body is???? Are you even hearing yourself??????

It's not fair that people keeping putting up this invisible divide between me and those with bodies that they for some reason don’t like. I literally love fat people, and there have been way too many times that I've been used specifically by a 'phobe to make fat people feel inferior. Leave me out of it!!! I don’t care about your stupid diet culture or whatever!!! Stop trying to use me in your sick and disgusting ways of shaming people that are literally perfect!!!!

[probablyaseamonster]

Me up at 2:30 AM trying to find a my little pony speedpaint series I liked 5 years ago, scrolling through piles of gore and smut only to find that the artist deleted their account and all their videos...

[princefemboy]

CW: Body shaming

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You know what sounds fun?

You’re my little housewife slut and it’s our anniversary. You spend all day cooking our favorite meal, including dessert, while I’m at work.

We have some rules in this house. If it can be done by hand, it’s done by hand. At work I think of you naked under that apron, rolling homemade pasta, pinching the edges of pie crust.

Between this, cleaning tasks, and edging requirements, you haven’t had a chance to stop and eat.

I come home to the table set, candles lit, a generally romantic environment. I sit down at the kitchen table and you serve me first. When you go to serve yourself, I scoff indignantly. You stop, confused, concerned, worried there is something wrong with the food.

“I’m sorry, do you really think you get to eat tonight? What, should we celebrate how much you’ve let yourself go over the last year?”

You’re not sure how to respond. So you just stand there, serving spoon frozen above your plate. I talk to you in the most condescending, infantilizing tone possible.

“Put the spoon down. Take off your clothes. And get under the fucking table. I don’t want to look at you.”

I eat the meal you made while degrading you about your appearance. Then I watch porn while you suck me off, perfect little cock sleeve you are.

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(all bodies are beautiful. Outside of a consensual kink context, don’t let anyone tell you different 😤)

[3-cats-in-a-coat]

Weirdly good food/drink combinations pt.1:

I’m a bit sick and am currently/have been somewhat delirious for the past few days.

(I still stand by my previous post about Bucky Barnes and disability representation and I will continue to even when I feel better)

Anyways, back to the point:

So naturally, I had the idea of putting honey on my left over pizza that I ate for dinner last night and it is so delicious that it’s crazy.

10/10 highly recommend

Here’s part 2:

[e-m-p-error]

Sour Shocks (for Andrealphus) (onehelluvacircus)

Send "Halloween Confucktions" to give out lewd candies and sweets to my muse on Halloween and see the effects

[ @onehelluvacircus ]

[ Andrealphus ]

Apprehension flavored Andrealphus' frown as he took the hard candy from the shapeshifter's hand. He didn't know what kind of candy this was, other than being sour, and he didn't know if he could handle it.

He'd been right.

As soon as it popped past his beak, he found himself shaking. Each suck on the candy brought about another shock to his sensitive nipples, thighs, or cloaca. Quaking, he pitched forward to hold onto the table as his body tensed up.

A loud shriek left him as he crashed into his orgasm suddenly, knees buckling as he tried to hold himself up. Falling into his chair instead, he glanced at the other man, his hips giving little bucks as more electricity continued to wrack his body with shivers, moans dropping from his beak.

"Wh-what... What w-was that?"

[zukkacore]

Tw for eating disorders seriously, but I really wish there was more sympathetic portrayals of the binge style of disordered eating that don’t make it a fucking joke or use it as another way to shit on fat people, paint us as ugly and gross or portray eating as like a moral failing bc like I used to think I had a healthy relationship with food bc I’ve (mostly) stopped restricting but I realized that bc I was used to other people trying to restrict what I ate when I had the money to buy my own food I just would buy junk food all the time & I would over-order & eat it in my car in secret & feel this obligation to stuff myself & while a fraction of the impulse was to satisfy a craving and that’s fine so much more my motivation felt like pure spite & it made me realize what people mean when they say EDs are so much abt exercising control. It’s so hard to uncouple my frustration with myself with the shame I feel around weight gain but I do believe that my frustration is not even mainly about that it’s that I can feel myself binging on foods I don’t even like that much, like mid-meal I can feel myself getting bored or overwhelmed with what im eating, I overstuff myself out of stubbornness bc I resent being told to restrict, and then I feel awful afterwards bc I ate too much & nutrition wise, it’s not the best. All food is worth something, eating is better than not, but yeah, probably not the best & it reflects in how my body feels. Like, I wanna emphasize too the fast food is affordable and there’s no prep required and also people are allowed to eat things that are fried and taste good, god forbid, there are any myriad of reasons people wanna eat it so this isn’t me saying anything about anyone but myself & I feel like the shame we (especially as fat people) sometimes feel for indulging in food is societally imposed and not necessary. We are allowed to eat food just bc we enjoy it. But I feel like I’ve done every little to actually enjoy my food lately, it all just feels fueled by spite and resentment

[anonymusbosch]

for various reasons I don't like to eat (especially late-night) snacks in front of my parents or even where I can be observed. I get a little neurotic about it and after being 'caught' once already today I retreated to the basement to eat at midnight after everyone else had gone to bed and lo and behold my mom had gotten back up to check that the dog was inside and I was 'caught' again. 0/10 for being Normal about this for the next several days augh

[glasseswearingrabbitdetective]

I got this on Easter… Today is the day :)

[sorrowandpride]

Me: Okay, time to start eating healthy and working out again 😤

Also me: **Makes a pancake with Nutella and whipped cream for tomorrow's breakfast and a mayo-based pasta salad for tomorrow's lunch** 🤡🤡🤡

[mosspapi]

"Are you sure you're eating enough?"

"Have you lost weight?"

"Why are you so thin?"

"Why don't you eat more?"

Idk ma'am, maybe having a physical disability that severely impacts my ability to eat will make me... not eat? Wild concept, I know. It's almost as if pretending I'm not ill won't actually make the problems go away.

But it also doesn't help that you actively guilt-trip me when I DO eat literally anything including medically prescribed supplements. Have you ever considered that telling someone who is physically ill that there are too many calories in their medically prescribed supplements, which are often the only things they can stomach, will make them simply stop eating because they aren't being allowed to eat the only things they physically can? Did you ever think of that? No, because you only think about yourself.